Now Showing: "The Excitement"

In anticipation for a special guest, I picture the Grove Park in employees breaking out into a spectacular musical with small groups of workers dancing a choreographed dance, snapping, over exaggerated facial expressions... all dressed alike...and the song going a little something like this:

(In a whisper with a low bass back beat) The President is coming...the President is coming...(fingersnap, fingersnap). Maybe looking something like this:

Wouldn't that be exciting! WOW.